If Beyonce and Hilary Clinton had a child and let Taylor Swift teach it how to bake, it would grow up to be Jessica Schwarz (SAS ’17).
Adam Mansell (SAS ’18) is a lumbersexual teddy bear with a gummy bear addiction.
David deLacoste-Azizi (SAS ’18) will fix your computer, your refrigerator, and your broken heart.
You should let Sonya Kaiser (SAS ’17) set design your life. It will look cooler, and be less likely to fall apart.
Hannah Spear (’19) once hugged Michelle Obama, and Michelle didn’t shower for a week after.
Tess Speranza (SAS ’18) has the name of a princess, and the personality of a princess. She actually is a princess.
Don’t give Haley Mankin (SAS ’18) coffee — she has plenty of energy without it. Plus, she won’t sleep for a week.
Jenna Miller (SAS ’19) baked Butterbeer cupcakes last week and no one is over it.
Chris Powell (SEAS ’19) is Greg Olberding in training.
Greg Olberding (SAS ’17) is basing his social chair strategy on an episode of Seinfeld, and it’s working.